WEEK 31 NEWS

EDITORS COMMENTS

Dear All,

Right it's catch up time, I'm off nights and I have half an internet connection so with a little skill I should be able to upload the website although I believe E.on have banned my website - again! i don't know what I have done to upset the powers that be, or if it has been released yet. If anyone can help please tell me. Apologies to Craig Harwood who proved that he did send his file in in time

Regards Mick

Disciplinary Committee Report

No one incurs the wrath of Collister. 

The Crime table now looks like this

Strike 1
Pete Coreless, John Morgans, Rachel Morgans, Graeme Pashler, Nicola Muller, Matt Pinfield and Matt Dewis, Craig Harwood, Lucinda Shead and Martin Winter.

Strike 2
Carole Huffee, Sanjay Mistry, Jonn Barnes, Jim Dunstan, Mark Weigh, Benedict Kimpton.

Strike 3 – Out Pending Appeal
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Technology Report

Nothing yet

Issues faced so far (without prejudice):
Jim Dunstan please can you put a space between Jim and Dunstan (on your fixtures spreadsheet) as my computer doesn't want to check your scores.

Techno Update

None.

Hero of the week

Christopher Shead must have been taking lessons from the missus with 40 points.

Loser of the week

Morby missed some of the games so i' will let him off and award it to Carole Huffee with 21 points - a very high low score.

Premier League

This is really hotting up - two points separate the top five teams. Rob Kerr is still top despite defeat by Jonny Morgans whilst Mark Baldin is nowhere to be seen after defeat by the lovely Rachel.

Championship

Collister's fine run of form finish with defeat to Pete North, Matt and Broomie look to sew up the top slots whilst Bruce turns in a good performance but unluckily against the hero of week.

Division 1

Mark Weigh puts in another good performance to tie at the bottom whilst Andrews slip turns into a slide.

Division 2

Its getting all pretty tight at the top with anyone down to sixth place still in contention.

Non League - Sponsored by Hughes Accounting

Jonn Barnes leaps over Lucinda to keep the pressure on Erik.

Cup News

Quarter final second leg is out.

News

Gain 1 point for your goal difference for every story, piece of slander or salacious gossip posted here.

No new postings.

See you soon

Mick