Loser of the week
Losers tie as well this week with Claire Hughes and Martin Winter causing a level heat in who is the worst. Everybody send abusive emails to them, the wittiest will get an additional point for their goal difference.

Premier League
John continues to find that Welshness and greatness rarely go in the same sentence and this week he lost to Nick Pitterello. Steve Foster mini revival has now stopped at the lights known as Ali Broome, This relegation clash proved to difficult for him. It’s been a while since we spoke of the lovely Rachel, and after a win over our resident ‘Techie’ Bruce Duguay, this week has got herself into mid table mediocrity – well done. Mark Baldins victory over Matt Brilus leaves Matt in need of a boost to drag him away from the dogfight.
So we sent Garth Crooks to speak to Matt
GC:” Matt, would you say you are in relegation danger yet?”
MB:” What you talkin bout fool!”
GC:” Well Matt your 2 points off the bottom and several more away from safety”
MB: “Stop your jibber jabber fool!”
GC: “Matt, you must face up to your issues”
MB:” I ain’t goin in no airplane”
GC:” Thanks Matt”
MB:” Fool”